My name is Natheefah. Nat, for short. For a long time at campus I was known only as Gloria.
I am short. And people are always surprised at how really toiny I am when they see me in real life. Yes, I can go on the Cobra at Ratanga Junction.
I hate when my nose is blogged and I have to chew and breathe through my mouth simultaneously. I’m obviously at my seksiest. Come at my boys.
I don’t like when people don’t wait their turns. It’s plain rude. Be it in a queue, or at a 4 way stop. Regardless of your age. I WILL HOOT AT YOU UNCLE.
You’ll notice that certain words and spellings may resemble English, but you’re probably not too sure? I tybe the way I speag. I can’t help it. I have to actually restrain myself at work & read profezzional emails twice to make sure I spell like a real human. And I’d like you to read as if you could hear me saying this, because I think it will make it easier for you to understand the things I do. Maybe. I don’t know.
I suffer from FOMO. Badly. To the extent where, if I switch lanes in traffic and the one next to me speeds up, and I slow down, I feel left out. I wiszh I was joking.
I sing things a lot instead of speaking. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to being a Disney princess. Leave me.
CAKE IS LIFE. Family and friends are cool too I suppose.